I’m not quite sure if I can consider myself a celebrity right now. Everywhere I turn there are homages to my greatness spray painted on the ground, followers on social network websites and now I come to find out that my tales have reached number one on the Bestsellers list.


To make my daily thoughts one with your own, follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/the_creep_book)

You can now know what I’m thinking at any time of the day and who knows, time and energy permitting you may be privy to the next…incident that I will unleash on an unsuspecting victim.


Homage in London

Be sure to be a part of this craze before the authorities see it come to an end. You can still get your free copy of my exploits here: